Saturday, March 12, 2011

Peanuts

Written: Sunday, January 16, 2011

Andrew (said while standing and peeing in the toilet):
“Mom, hold your peanuts (penis) and go pee-pee.”

Mom: “I don’t have a penis.”

Andrew: “When Santa brings you a peanut for Christmas then you must hold your peanuts and go pee-pee.”

**What are you getting for Christmas?

3 comments:

Jenny said...

Hahaha! That's funny! Santa is so thoughtful.

Heather said...

Awesome!!!!!

Ellsworth Party of Four said...

Oh my GOSH!!! That is so funny...I was just cracking up all alone! That is so awesome. Peanut envy!